Laura Ingrate…I mean, Ingraham

English: VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. (May 11, 2007) - ...

by Madeline Laughs

Today on the way into work I was scanning the channels looking for something to listen to and I happened upon The Laura Ingraham Show. I vaguely remembered stumbling across her on the radio in the past, but had never stuck around long enough to really listen to her.

Today I decided I’d listen.  

Occasionally I like to tune into the conservative radio talk shows, just to hear what they’re talking about. I have to tell you that after today, I think they all have the same Talk Show Coach.

Now listen up conservative talk show hosts! Only give a few facts, as we see them, at a time! Then it’s imperative you make a snarky comment about Democrats, the President, or some bleeding heart liberal idea! Got that? Now go out there and give our message to the masses!!

I was only five minutes into the show when she slammed Democrats. Then she made some type of insulting remark about Democrats every five minutes, like clockwork. She sounded like Rush Limbaugh on estrogen.

Remember Limbaugh’s countdown when Clinton was President? Every time he made the numerical announcement about how long America had been “held hostage” I used to cheer!  And to think all that time I listened to him, he was high on pharmaceuticals that he was buying from his housekeeper…wow, just wow.

Do they really think that to get any of us to see it their way, that they have to insult us?

Do they really think that there are intelligent people listening to them that revert back to the elementary school playground in their minds, while they pull our hair and kick our shins because they want us to feel shame for thinking differently than they do?

What value is there in being subjected to this kind of negativity for an hour out of anyone’s day?

She’s not even funny!

What do I remember about the show other than what I’ve just told you?

Um…not much more than this.

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About Madeline Scribes

A writer with a sense of humor. If anyone can laugh at life, it's me.
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6 Responses to Laura Ingrate…I mean, Ingraham

  1. ajaytao2010 says:

    I Nominate you for the The Liebster Blog Award
    Please accept & oblige.

    http://ajaytao2010.wordpress.com/2013/02/25/the-liebster-award/

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  2. Pingback: The Liebster Award | Ajaytao 2010

  3. Michael says:

    Madeline, please do cos the award will come sooner than you ever expected 🙂

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