by Madeline Laughs
I fell asleep last night watching the baby Star Trek movie. You know the one where they’re all cadets and Spock is making out with Uhura and stuff? I LOVE THAT MOVIE! …though not enough, evidently, to stay awake through the whole thing.
Anyways, we were discovering the Final Frontier together in my dreams and I woke up in a coughing fit because I swallowed a small planet, which might mean I actually swallowed a spider, but I’m trying really hard not to think about that part.
Note to self: never fly through space with my mouth open.