I truly wish women that use public restrooms would practice better toileting.
I know I have complained about this before, but seriously consider sharing this message far and wide yourself. I travel quite a bit, so public restrooms are my fate, but if you have to leave behind a piss smattered toilet, then maybe you should consider toileting at home.
You aren’t fit for public domains!!
If you are one of those women that like to squat or stand over the toilet seat and stream urine all over the seat itself, consider carrying rubber gloves and prepare to clean up YOUR URINE YOURSELF. Do not leave it splashed hither and yon for someone else to mop up or avoid.
Think about the person coming in after you. What if that person is handicapped and they are unable to wipe up your disgusting residue, or what if it’s a child that doesn’t know any better and so they sit on the toilet seat, walking away from it covered in your filth?
Are women that do this in public restrooms raised by wolves? Oh! I take that back! Wolves have better toileting habits than some of the women I have gone behind in a public restroom. Shame on you!
One of my friends had the best advice for a person that likes to squat when they urinate in a public toilet. She suggests putting the seat up BEFORE you squat to pee. When you’re done, put the seat back down. Sound familiar? Guys do it all the time!! It can’t be that hard for a woman that likes to squat to raise the seat for their sisterhood.
Women like to complain about a man’s urine stream aim, but I am here to tell you that a man has a better chance of making it in the bowl than you do with your vagina.
Stop pissing on the toilet seats!!